Oh, my. Oh, my.

So. I took the CPA exam today. Well, the first of four sections.

People keep asking me how it went. I have no idea, honestly. I could have passed. I could have failed. Who knows. Some questions I just stared at and thought, "Fuck if I know," before just randomly selecting an answer that wasn't a round number (ususally the answers like 430,293 are more likely to be correct than the 450,000 answers). Some I flew through easily, which was nice. There was one section that I bombed... whatevs.

But let me start at the beginning of the day, because, really, that just kind of sets up what sort of day this has turned out to be.

I set my alarm (well, like, 8 alarms) for 6 AM. I knew I had to leave my apartment by like... 7:10 to get there when I wanted to. That left me about an hour to study (obviously I had no intention of showering, etc.). So I woke up, walked to my computer, and attempted to turn it on. Yes, attempted. Turns out my computer would not turn on. Turns out my computer IS BROKEN. Seriously. OF ALL DAYS.

So I woke up an hour early for nothing. I wasn't able to do practice problems, like I had planned. If I fail this exam, I honestly would like to sue HP for the $300 it cost me to take the exam. It's completely their fault. Kind of.

Anyway, LUCKILY I had already printed out my 'notice to schedule' which was a piece of paper I was required to bring to the test. Like... what if I hadn't printed it out ahead of time? I wouldn't have been able to print it. Aka I wouldn't have been able to take the exam. It's not like the library is open at 6 AM so I could have gone there. Nope, nowhere to print. So thank goodness I'm OCD and had it printed out like, 2 weeks ago.

So then I get to the testing center, and it's fine. They actually let me start at like, 7:45 which was nice. I went through the whole test, and then I hit submit. It looked like it was sending, and all of a sudden it was like, "error." ummm awesome. I'm like, getting upset thinking about it so I'm going to stop talking about it now, but let's just say that I'm not 100% sure my test even went through. I THINK it did, but I can't be positive. AWESOMEEEEE.

And that's my life. On top of my horrid, horrid allergies and my sinus infection and my ear infection. And I think I lost my 'fearlessness' necklace which... I also can't talk about without getting upset.

omg. vom. Off to take my computer somewhere to see how horribly it's broken... luckily it'll only cost me $150 to even have them LOOK at it... because clearly I have that kind of cash laying around.